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  <p>Fetal stemcells, aren’t those controversial? Oh, I don’t have time for this. I have to go and buy a single piece of fruit with a coupon and then return it, making people wait behind me while I complain. Pansy. Then throw her in the laundry room, which will hereafter be referred to as "the brig”.</p>
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  <p>The key to victory is discipline, and that means a well made bed. You will practice until you can make your bed in your sleep. Okay, I like a challenge. Guards! Bring me the forms I need to fill out to have her taken away!</p>
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  <p>We can’t compete with Mom! Her company is big and evil! Ours is small and neutral! Doomsday device? Ah, now the ball’s in Farnsworth’s court! File not found. Fry! Quit doing the right thing, you jerk! Shinier than yours, meatbag. Oh, how I wish I could believe or understand that! There’s only one reasonable course of action now: kill Flexo!</p>
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  <p>I don’t ‘need’ to drink. I can quit anytime I want! Perhaps, but perhaps your civilization is merely the sewer of an even greater society above you! I’m sure those windmills will keep them cool. Fetal stemcells, aren’t those controversial? Pansy. Good man. Nixon’s pro-war and pro-family.</p>
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